OKAY

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i made a joke to lowe and now i need to commit because they think this is an ic joke now

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W7 THURSDAY MORNING

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[Goes to get breakfast at the cage.]

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[ hello fellow cager

they are making a stack of bagels ]

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[my cagemate! sits next to them]

Having yourself a Scooby snack?

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What is a Scooby?

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[Dreamscape share.

]

Big dog with a bigger appetite. Solves mysteries with a pack of counter culture teens.

[Even if Fred and Daphne are super WASPy.]

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Whoa...

[ stacks the bagels more ]

I did not know dogs could do that.

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[incredible]

Not usually, but the universe is wide and full of wonder.

[The spirit of pickles is in this house]

[lightning]

[ imagine if he just slept here overnight because nobody bothered to wake him up.

but no he returned to his room at some point and is sleeping there. his hair is still in a cute braid courtesy of lucas.

so he is not even here, again, but i wanted to comment to feel included in the cage <3 ]

What happened last night?

[ asks the person who was also alseep through it ]

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[has no idea]

You drank too much at the wedding. We had to carry you back to your room.

[lightning]

How embarrassing... I don't even remember who the bride and groom were.

[ gender neutral. it could have even been US... ]

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[It COULD HAVE BEEN...REDOES THE WHOLE GAME AND DIES EARLY FOR YOU]

jacopo and viktor. It was a quiet ceremony. Anders officiated.

[lightning]

[ YOU WOULD GIVE UP SHART!!!!!! ]

It's all coming back to me now... What a handsome couple. I believe the groom's side... was rats?

[ jacopo is definitely the bride in this scenario (gender neutral) ]

[punnier]

[ i wish this were me but siffrin is asleep until AT LEAST noon ]

[lightning]

[ smooches siffrin (real) ]

[punnier]

[ woah it feels so real ]

[lightning]

[ because... we are... in LOVE!!!!!! ]

[punnier]

[ the secret ship all along!!! ]

[gutterbound]

[i knew it]

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[ships passing in the brunch line]

[picky]

[ is already at the cage

eating oatmeal with berries and drinking tea... ]

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[????

Who the hell...]

Ariel?

[picky]

Ariel...?

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Wait no, who are you?

[picky]

[ points her spoon at him ]

Who are you?

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Walter Cronkite, of CBS Evening News. I've got an interview in fifteen minutes here with the local authorities about a suspicious blonde on the loose. They say she's got a blue cape and had a yen for a good cuppa tea.