OKAY

[rippled]

i made a joke to lowe and now i need to commit because they think this is an ic joke now

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[gutterbound]

[????

Who the hell...]

Ariel?

[picky]

Ariel...?

[gutterbound]

Wait no, who are you?

[picky]

[ points her spoon at him ]

Who are you?

[gutterbound]

Walter Cronkite, of CBS Evening News. I've got an interview in fifteen minutes here with the local authorities about a suspicious blonde on the loose. They say she's got a blue cape and had a yen for a good cuppa tea.

[picky]

Authorities?! Hey!

[ STANDS UP ]

I just woke up in this place and can't leave! If you call the authorities about anything, it should be about that! How'd you people even get in here?

[gutterbound]

We died.

[points to halo.]

[picky]

[picky]

Y-You're one of them? You all really weren't kidding?

[ tries to feel for a halo on top of her head (there's nothing there) ]

Wait, does that mean I'm dead too?!

[gutterbound]

You're not real...you've never been real.....