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i made a joke to lowe and now i need to commit because they think this is an ic joke now

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[faithkept]

[Poking his head in...]

Let me know if you need anything!

[Don't he explodes things on contact.]

[lightning]

[ gives him the worst thing to handle because it would be funny. ]

Eggs, please.

[ egg week ]

[faithkept]

[EGG WEEK.]

Ah, alright. How many?

[lightning]

...I'm not sure. A half dozen?

[ jacopo has the recipe... ]

[faithkept]

One moment, then.

[Grabbing two eggs.

They instantly shatter in his hands.]

[lightning]

[ a ]

...Here. Use this.

[ offers him some towels to clean up his EGGY HANDS! ]

[faithkept]

[THANKS... He will use this to clean the splatter on the kitchen floor as well and then go wash his hands off in the sink.]

I'm sorry, I thought I was using the right amount this time...

[lightning]

It's all right. We have plenty more.

[ the rich do not understand how expensive eggs are in this economy. ]

How about the flour?

[faithkept]

[THEY REALLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE DIRE STATE OF THE EGG.]

Ah! I can get that.

[He will go pick up the flour... He's moving like this is an explosive.]

[lightning]

[ WATCHING HIM WITH ENCOURAGING VIBES. IT REALLY CAN DETONATE INTO WHITE POWDER AT ANY MOMENT. ]

Easy does it...

[ grabs mixing bowls? what don't they have... milk... get milked ]

[faithkept]

[IT COULD.......

But fortunately he manages to get this over in one piece. Delicately sets it on the counter.......]

...There.

[lightning]

Well done.

[ even the kitchen... can be a battlefield... he will get the eggs in lucas' stead ]

It's much faster with more hands, no?

[ IT'S JUST BAKING COOKIES ]

[faithkept]

[Thanks Jing Yuan you're a real pal.]

I feel as though my hands are just slowing things down, actually, so perhaps I ought to see myself out and simply wait...

[lightning]

[ passes him the mixing bowl and a whisk, that is quitter's talk. ]

Not at all. There's no hurry, besides.

[ there are so many people waiting to be fed actually ]

[faithkept]

[TAKES........ THE BOWL AND WHISK.]

Are you certain?

[This is going to be a disaster but he'll do his best.]

[lightning]

Of course. Consider it good practice.

[ he's outsourcing... but also truly it is fine. he can just make another batch of batter if anything happens with this one.

(ppl are still dying of hunger in the bg) ]

[faithkept]

[PEOPLE ARE STILL DYING OF HUNGER IN THE BG!!!!!! LUCAS IS JUST THIS WHEN IT COMES TO BAKING.]

I'll do my best, then...

[He's mixing very slowly.]

[punnier]

[ EGG WEEK AGAIN? NO PROBLEM ]

[lightning]

[ murmurs to siffrin when lucas shatters the eggs ]

We may have a problem...

[punnier]

[ HELP. Watches this like oh... ]

..Maybe he was just a bit too egg-cited?

[lightning]

Oh, very good.

[ emoshare of sensible chuckle ]

[punnier]

[ Hehe? ]

[lightning]

Do you have another one?

[ this is like asking anders for the cat puns again... ]

[punnier]

I can cook up some more, yeah.

[ They are the punmaster... true to name... they have All the puns. ]

[lightning]

[ the emoshare is DELIGHTED

but also sees that siffrin and saber are dying below... passes them a muffin in the meantime. it's got a cute puppy face on it. ]

To tide you over.