OKAY

[rippled]

i made a joke to lowe and now i need to commit because they think this is an ic joke now

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[satisficing]

[A horde of docile rats converge on the cagfe.

They come in and make themselves right at home.]

[punnier]

[ This may as well happen ]

[faithkept]

[WELL OKAY.]

[lightning]

Viktor, why?

[satisficing]

They are guarding the area.

[lightning]

I see. What from?

[satisficing]

Anything that may happen to you all there.

[blink_gone]

[ i think this is his first time seeing a rat irl ]

What the fuck...

[satisficing]

If you say vulgarities, they will begin repeating them.

[blink_gone]

[ ?

looks at the rats and whispers, ]

Fuck?

[satisficing]

[Their little beady eyes watch Till with childlike obsession.

They now know fuck.]

[florescences]

[ she also dms viktor ]

You must show up with them.

[satisficing]

Are they misbehaving?

[florescences]

I want to see you.

[satisficing]

[He tries to resist this by being gay, but unfortunately, he's afflicted with compassion.

So he ends up at the damn cagfe after a bit.]

[noirges]

[ looks down ]

Do you want something to eat? If I make you a plate, you can't steal anyone else's, okay?

[satisficing]

[One rat nods and then the rest all begin to nod in unison.

They do the thing where they put their paws together over and over in front of themselves, like "please."]

[noirges]

[




sure might as well happen ]

Alright, hold on.

[ he will order some cute cheese and put it on a plate in a corner for the rats.......... ]

[satisficing]

[Hell yeah. They will all gather socially around this plate of cheese to eat and chitter among themselves.

They are behaved and clean.]

[obdure]

[ jacopo's not here but you really had viktor create a rat hivemind?? ]

[satisficing]

[He also has a tiny wizard hivemind because he wanted them to stop fighting.]

[obdure]

[ he should use this power to tiny wizard bald someone ]

[gutterbound]

[comes to the cafe the next morning and finds that the rats are still here.]

[satisficing]

[One of the rats kind of goes stiff, and then Viktor's haunting voice comes out of it:]

I'm sorry, Richie. They had a good time. You may have the cafe.

[And then the rats all
begin to leave in unison.]

[gutterbound]

[yelps and jumps when a rat speaks to him in harold's voice.]

Jesus Christ!

[Welds against the counter and watches this procession leave like :tails:]