[ they do not want to pretend date for no reason other than stubbornness someone who will not believe them... this gesture means nothing they just have nothing else they can use for this to show they're annoyed. ]
don't feel guilty now they're going to feel bad about immediately jumping to breaking up their not real relationship. are they... a diva? they perhaps could have talked it out more before immediately going nuclear. ]
... it's fine. I understand why you jumped to me. [ their bald conversation. ] But it wasn't.
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Fine. We are breaking up.
[ they do not want to pretend date for no reason other than stubbornness someone who will not believe them... this gesture means nothing they just have nothing else they can use for this to show they're annoyed. ]
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ACTUALLY SHOCKS AND HURTS HIS FEELINGS
THEY'RE NOT EVEN DATING FOR REAL ]
...
[ And then the shock fades off into guilt. ]
Alright. I'm sorry. I... shouldn't have accused you.
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don't feel guilty now they're going to feel bad about immediately jumping to breaking up their not real relationship. are they... a diva? they perhaps could have talked it out more before immediately going nuclear. ]
... it's fine. I understand why you jumped to me. [ their bald conversation. ] But it wasn't.
[ mumble mumble ]
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Still, it wasn't fair.
[ Carefully patting their shoulder. ]
I know you're honest.
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[ sniffle. ]
We do not have to break up.
[ you're not dating. ]
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[ amusement, relief ]
Especially since you still need to get me flowers.
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[ ... ]
Do you have a favorite?
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I am rather fond of snapdragons.
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