claude

[rippled]

my bf

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[midway]

[ Wonders if they're dating...

... Nah. ]

They seem like really good friends.

[rippled]

Hmm... they do, I guess they're always together. ... ah!

[ they point at him. ]

Be more mindful of what you say! I already had someone asking if we are together!

[midway]

... You and me? Who asked you that?

[rippled]

I will keep their identity private.

[ so it is less embarrassing for them. ]

But I don't believe they realize it was about the party.

[midway]

[ Narrows eyes. ]

Was it Yves? Koharu?

[rippled]

[ fucking help ]

They ask about your love life a lot, huh...

[midway]

They ask about everyone's.

[ THEY'RE SO OBSESSED WITH LOVE ]

[rippled]

They never ask about mine.

[midway]

[ He's really not doing great here. ]

So they weren't the ones who asked if we were dating.

[rippled]

[ help ]

... are you concerned about who may be gossiping about you?

[midway]

Deeply concerned.

[rippled]

I see... you must be popular, Claude.

[midway]

[ HELP ]

No! You're supposed to feel sympathetic for me and sell out your sources!

[rippled]

[ hmmm... ]

You can seem a little more distraught over it.

[midway]

You want me to grovel, don't you?

[rippled]

Hahaha, of course not.

Would you?

[midway]

No! I'm not that desperate!

[rippled]

[ that makes them chuckle. ]

Then we have reached an impasse, Claude.

[midway]

[ abandons memshare thread ]

I'm going to start telling people that we're dating.

[rippled]

[ HELLO

saber doesn't reply right away, because they think they misheard him. then, ]

No you wouldn't.

[midway]

[ that icon has such tales of vibes

Hehe ]

Are you breaking up with me?

[rippled]

Why would I break up with you when we are a loving couple?

[ bitch. ]

[midway]

[ okay ]

Do you really love me? What's my favourite hobby?

[rippled]

Why are you doubting me? After everything I've done?

[ they've done nothing. ]

[midway]

You never even got me flowers...