Ah, you might be surprised... there are many members of the Papal States who partake in alcohol with frequency. The scriptures call for temperance, though perhaps that goes hand in hand with moderation.
[ he has seen many a crunk priest but that's besides the point. probably. ]
Either way - perhaps someone's idea of 'heaven' would require a tavern to be accessible. So that's why one is here...?
[ oof lets not think about alcoholics too much today. thankfully he is unscathed, and he will head inside with No Fear, craning his head to look around. ]
It's quite cozy, isn't it...? And are those games of some sort...? [ looking at the billiards table... pinball is a concept too advanced for a medieval nerd ]
Yes! With certainty. [ he says, immediately! he's smart! maybe he can figure out how to play! he cannot. he comes over to see balls also, examining the different colors - picking up a billiards ball and weighing it in his hand. ]
Oh... it's heavier than I thought it would be. Too heavy for throwing, I think...
[ they will also follow suit, and then blink. tosses one up lightly in the air and catches it. ]
Unless you're fine with knocking someone out. I would say maybe tossing it at a target, but that is more of an outdoor activity than somewhere with so many things that are breakable...
[ he... looks over at the dartboard... target....? ]
.... it would be quite dangerous, if the tavern was awfully full... you must be correct. Perhaps we roll it across the table, instead? And... maybe the numbers are the points...?
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... Oh. It's a tavern! I see. [ do you ] That is a bit surprising, isn't it?
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[ they assume, anyway, based on what people have been telling them. ]
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[ he has seen many a crunk priest but that's besides the point. probably. ]
Either way - perhaps someone's idea of 'heaven' would require a tavern to be accessible. So that's why one is here...?
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[ saber will gesture for them to go inside. time to snoop. ]
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[ oof lets not think about alcoholics too much today. thankfully he is unscathed, and he will head inside with No Fear, craning his head to look around. ]
It's quite cozy, isn't it...? And are those games of some sort...? [ looking at the billiards table... pinball is a concept too advanced for a medieval nerd ]
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[ thinking about the lightsabers and the plush toy. but they will walk over to the billiards sees balls. ]
Think we can figure it out?
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Yes! With certainty. [ he says, immediately! he's smart! maybe he can figure out how to play! he cannot. he comes over to see balls also, examining the different colors - picking up a billiards ball and weighing it in his hand. ]
Oh... it's heavier than I thought it would be. Too heavy for throwing, I think...
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Unless you're fine with knocking someone out. I would say maybe tossing it at a target, but that is more of an outdoor activity than somewhere with so many things that are breakable...
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.... it would be quite dangerous, if the tavern was awfully full... you must be correct. Perhaps we roll it across the table, instead? And... maybe the numbers are the points...?
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[ they point at a striped ball, and then poke it so that it moves slightly. ]
Maybe only two can play at a time?
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[ he watches the ball move... and tries to roll the one he's holding across the table... ]
Though, I confess, I'm not sure how to score points. Maybe we have to knock each other's off the table?
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[ they are SO good at billiards.
but they will also try to roll one, aiming for one of taair's... hmm ]
The people here are really into odd games. This would hurt if it landed on your foot.