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saberina carpenter ([personal profile] rippled) wrote2025-02-08 04:00 pm

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[personal profile] gutterbound 2025-02-11 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[We love the arcade

Though this is kind of after his generation. The ambience is dogshit.]


Legend has it the best way to learn is to play.
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[personal profile] gutterbound 2025-02-11 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Fuck. he fell for it.

Oh well what else has he got to do?]


Sure. Why not. I've manned a joystick once or twice in my life. Any of them sticking out to you in particular, Short Stack?
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[personal profile] gutterbound 2025-02-12 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Gruesome.

[He grins bright and claps Saber on the back.]

Let's shoot 'em up then. You ever held a gun?
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[personal profile] gutterbound 2025-02-13 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
All right.

[They draw up to the machine and he hands them one plastic pistol while manning the other.]

One finger on the trigger, here, to shoot. If this were a real firearm you always keep your finger off, until you are 100% certain you want to take the shot. They can and have gone off without warning, or because someone's fucking around.

However, these are just kids toys. [But you know. Gun safety is important, in case we can get guns at Amaz*n someday.] So the gist is, line up your target in the sight like so, and pop off.

[Demonstrates! One, two, three dead zombies. But this is just the menu screen so they probably make it easy, it's just flavour shots before the quarters go in.]

You can do it with one hand or two, whatever you prefer.