richie

[rippled]

clowntown

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week 2, tuesday

[rippled]

[ wherever richie is, this is waddling up to him. ]

[gutterbound]

[no....swans are exactly as evil as geese.

Richie slows down, gauging the anger meter. How vengeful we feeling.]

[rippled]

[



pokes him aggressively with beak. ]

[gutterbound]

Ah!

[Darts backwards.]

What is with the birds here?

[rippled]

[ makes a noise that sounds suspiciously like a laugh but it's a bird.... birds don't laugh so it must be your imagination... ]

[gutterbound]

[This is really eerie. Also frowns in knowledge.]

This isn't a Zeus and Leda situation, is it? I hate to break it to you but you're not my type.

[rippled]

[ the swan seems offended ]

[gutterbound]

[is that not the natural state for swans]

What? You're not mad about that, are you?

[Tilting his head like hmmm.]

Honk twice if you actually understand me.

[rippled]

[ honks twice ]