laurence

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tsun baby

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week 2, tuesday

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[ wherever laurence is, this is waddling up to him. ]

[outdistanced]

[ IMMEDIATELY on alert after the cerbergoose last week ]

Don't even think about attacking me.

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[ they stare at him.




waddles closer. ]

[outdistanced]

[ takes several steps back ]

I said don't!

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[ they pause and

tilt their lil bird head in confusion

? ]

[outdistanced]

Where did you even come from? Are you going to try to steal people's weapons, too?

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[ makes an offended bird noise ]

[outdistanced]

What?! That's what the last one of you did!

[ THAT WAS A GOOSE? ]

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[ more bird noises

it actually kind of sounds like they're trying to argue with him but it's just animal sounds ]

[outdistanced]

Don't get mad at me! I don't even have anything to steal!

[ spends this entire thread arguing with a bird i GUESS ]

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[ yea!!

the swan pokes him with their beak ]

[outdistanced]

Ow - hey! What did I do?!

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[ HUFFS!!!!! ]

[outdistanced]

Sorry I don't speak bird!

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[ looks at the ground dejectedly ]

[outdistanced]

[ oh no did he make it sad? he didn't think birds knew sadness. ]

...Can you actually understand me?

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[ slowly nods ]

[outdistanced]

How?!

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[ a shrug. ]

[outdistanced]

[ HOW DOES A BIRD SHRUG ]

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ends thread so we don't have to think about this. ]