jiaoqiu

[rippled]

:3

Comments

[rippled]

Whoa, that sounds interesting.

[ they are trying to wrap their head around this combination and it's not working. ]

Let's try it!

[fried]

[ just opens the bag in the middle of the store like a heathen and hands them a dorito cautiously ]

On three?

[rippled]

Okay! One, two... three!

[ munch munch munch





urk ]

I.

[fried]

[ WRINKLES HIS NOSE. politely: ]

... What a strange texture.

1/2

[rippled]

[ continues chewing... considering... ]

It's sort of like—

[rippled]

[ STABS THEMSELF IN THE ROOF OF THE MOUTH WITH THE DORITO ]

[fried]

[ SABER NOOOOOOO ]

-- Oh, I heard that from here. Are you alright? [ the stab of dorito through flesh...... ]

[rippled]

This... this food is dangerous...

[ THAT HUUUURT ]

[fried]

Dangerous and it barely even tastes like anything.

[ but he hates wasting food... nooo. ]

People enjoy these? Why?

[rippled]

Perhaps it's a test of courage?

[ you show off how manly you are by almost dying. ]

I'm also curious... how long are these items on the shelves for? Don't they go bad?

[fried]

It could be. Putting strange foods in your mouth is certainly a test of something.

[ he looks over the bag, and then: ] We have foods that keep for months in the Xianzhou Alliance. Maybe it's like those.

Military rations, right? [ doritos are definitely mres ]

[rippled]

Ah... I guess that might be why this does not taste good.

[ it makes sense... it's military rations... ]